gleaned from a recent peek into the yellow press: "at 44, there are 15 percent fewer available males than females".
we are quite intrigued at the potentialities of this finding. for it makes the chase easier. back when we had hair we were a mere blip in a sea of eager males desiring female attention. now that the competition is tapering off, we will dust off our old waistline, buff the pate and step forth. attention les femmes!
however we cant help think that we may not really need to do all this. we are so used to our current celibatory status that any deviance gives us the heebies...
and therein lies our conflict.
we are quite intrigued at the potentialities of this finding. for it makes the chase easier. back when we had hair we were a mere blip in a sea of eager males desiring female attention. now that the competition is tapering off, we will dust off our old waistline, buff the pate and step forth. attention les femmes!
however we cant help think that we may not really need to do all this. we are so used to our current celibatory status that any deviance gives us the heebies...
and therein lies our conflict.
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