christ!mas prayer

our client who likes art in A1

thank you sir
for your business

and ruining my sleep

and my appetite

and my grey hairs

and total and complete paranoia!

heres a token from us to you sir

we hope you like the chocolates

and we pray that you continue in the same vein in 2011

and that we continue kissing your precious posterior

in the hope of ultimate redemption

- a[d]men