The BBC’s idea of a decent nosh

The BBC describing the menu at the state dinner for French President Nicholas Sarkozy on 26 March 2008: 'A bit of fish, a bit of lamb and lots of French wine'. Indeed…!

The French, ‘e speak the english!

Mr Sarkozy breaks into English! Standing up to loud applause, he waves it away and says "Thank you, thank you, but waiting for my speech."

One of life’s oldest mysteries…

How does a guy understand a woman? Never mind disparate planetary origins, abundant and ambitious theories on demystifying this mystery, etc. Am driven to write this thanks to a weekend during which fondly held theories on woman, lovely woman have been overturned. But the nature of developments coming on the spring equinox convinces me that stormy clouds have withdrawn and happy days are nigh!!

 

If a certain girl is reading this she will know what I mean…!

Plumbing new lows in trivia!!!

 

read in The Times, London: Most toilets flush in the key of E flat

 

go figure...!

so musicians should feel flushed with success each time they loose themselves in micturation!

The Dhow Jones Index

The world's tallest building just might become the worlds SECOND tallest building!


That incredible man of money, Prince Alwaleed bin Talal, has announced plans for a MILE-high tower in Saudi Arabia.


Osteopaths and spacetourism companies, ready get set...!