'appy bday to

Charles Aznavour, Naomi Campbell, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Laurence Olivier, Richard Wagner and of course yrs trly.

2nd birthday in DoBuy. Feeling lonesome. Think its time to get company.

Aping the french...

Aping the french...

During World War One, a gorilla escaped from a menagerie near the Elysée palace, entered the palace and was said to have tried to haul the wife of President Raymond Poincaré into a tree only to be foiled by Elysée guards.

Off with his....!!

"The American people are proud to welcome your majesty back to the United States, a nation you've come to know very well. After all you've dined with 10 U.S. presidents. You've helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 -- in 1976," Bush said.

Bush looked at the queen sheepishly. She peered back at him from beneath her black and white hat.

Il s'agit de la France

The dichotomy of the French: you cant have the left on one hand and the right on the other. An indication of the inherent nature of the universe (as represented in Gaul) that a man from a communist origin turns right somewhere along the way.

Anyone for some bordeaux?